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Sunday, June 6, 2010

RANT 2 - FED UP OF STUPID PEOPLE

I am fed up of stupid people
And i don`t mean disabled people
i mean people who know what to do, how to act, what to say, etc and just don`t do it
Perhaps they should meditate on the ever so popular Nike Slogan
Perhaps they should sue Nike because there shoes were mad by their ancient Chinese ancestors in sweat shops

On the other hand
They could just act like normal civilized people...

Let`s test your iq of normality

1. You are chatting with friends. You mention this great new thing you have heard of. You are acting casual because you are about to score a deal on some crack. I walk by . I hear you talking of that very cool thing unrelated to crack. It gets my attention. I jump in and ask questions about it.

What should you do

a) tell me to piss off and mind my own business
b) gladly share the information. It brought you excitement so why not let others in on it.
c) tell me i am a nutcase, that i shouldn`t interupt people and that i ruined your party.

If you chose anything other then b) you are a stupid person...


2. It is 3am. you get a phone call about your dying grandfather what do you do

a) pick up the phone and yell ``I AM SLEEPING!!`and immediately hang up
b) empathetically jump to the rescue
c) tell them you don`t care he`s 90 years old and he`s bound to die anyways, but you are still alive so who cares..

If you picked anything but b) you are a stupid person

final question

3. You see a grocery cart stuck there..It won`t move You have a highschool diploma among other degrees. what do you do

a) just walk away dumbfounded..why do they invent grocery carts that don`t move
b) ask the person at the grocery store to move it cuz you can`t figure it out..
c) get angry that they take away grocery carts which are a poor man`s only mode of transportation of valuables home

d) your answer...

if you answered anythign but d

or

if your answer was not the answer provided in the seecret photo that will be posted a week from now


THEN YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON

Thank you very much
have a nice day
Go back and live the civilized so called advanced lives you all do..

i on the other hand do not care about trivial matters such as

sex
drugs
alchohol
cigarettes
what i am going to wear
o no...that person does not like me anymore

so forth and so on

people in africa have less psychotic episodes then anyone...

I WONDER WHY

typing on multilingual keyboards makes me mad by the way

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