I Do Know Jack

how to....

2010-06-12T23:02:00.000-07:00

Make a do it yourself VGA - RCA Cable

Instructions:

Cut the ends off vga nd rca/ headphones

Splice the respective ends with ductape

Enclose in tubing or keep together with ductape. A sodering iron is essential but not required

Plug vga into laptop

Plug rca cord into respective slots on tv

plug 3.55 mm head into audio card on laptop

Voila

Daily Bible Verse 06/08/2010

2010-06-08T16:49:00.001-07:00

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up

Qoute of the Day for June 7, 2010

2010-06-07T14:46:00.000-07:00

If at first you succeed then be certain failure is around the corner
If at first you don't succeed you are better off

Graeme Pollard
06/07/2010/546p

Kingston Central Library
Kingston ON, Canada

Rant #3 - Church

2010-06-07T14:36:00.000-07:00

I am fed up of church

..you do not have to go to church to be a christian. Granted Church is a good place to go . It keeps you connected with Christian people. It keeps you away from the evil of the world. However, the fact that christians invest 3 million dollars a year to build a bigger and better church that less and less people go to each week..it disgusts me. It never used to be this way. There are some good churches out there. Bethel Gospel Chapel North Bay!! Welland BIC...
but...from my experience the churches of the world are filled with hypocrites.
Back in the day... people used to hold church at there house. Now people go to church and come home and fornicate and prophesy...
It is disgusting.
There are great christians out there..
But a lot of you so called Christians just don't get it.
Jesus sent me a dream one time (i will upload it later)
He says he is fed up of carrying your idols and burdens too..
YOu disgust h im
YOu luke warm Christians.
If you beleive in Christ get out there and act like it.

In the words of the world's greatest psyeudo-philosopher

"And another thing..."

Why should welfare exist..

All the churches in Kingston ON Canada alone could raise enough money to give people 1000 a month for the rest of their lives...

WHy don't they???

why are they more worried about starving people in africa then the poor outside there door?

I ask this in all sincerety!!!
something needs to be done!!!
And it needs to be done today
Not tomorrow

We do not need super churches to preach the gospel
We need honorable Christian men of integrity
Men like Ken Ferron and Randy Bushey

Not men like Ted Bundy..

men who profess to be Christ and blaspheme the name of him to all around
These men are what is destroying the world..
making the light a little spark in the darkness

LETS ALL DO SOMETHING AOBUT IT!!!

RIGHT NOW

GO !!

OUT!!1

INTO THE WHOLE WORLD...

FIRST YOUR FRONT PORCH

DROP THAT STUPID REMOTE CONTROL!!!

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ON TV EVER ANYWAYS!!!

This has been my rant of the day..
Tomorrow Peanut butter and bad parenting!!!

Daily Bible Verse for Monday, June 7, 2010

2010-06-06T21:18:00.001-07:00

June 07, 2010:

For everyone who asks receives; those who seek find; and to those who knock, the door will be opened.

Yes, and this came from Jesus Christ who lived in an age that existed before the invention of door door knobs and pad locks...

So...one day he might just kick your door down by force ..

be prepared..

he's quite the strong kicker...

I hear they had soccer back then...a form of it anyways :P

THe point is that you cannot escape Christ.
You hear him at the door, you should answer.
He is a very persistant visitor..

he just might sneak in through the window and make himself at home.
Question is when he does, will you kick him out.

You ever have those weird things called miracles happen to you?

That is what i am talking about.
Random visitors who try to give you good life changing christian valued advice.

Phone calls that just shouldn't have happened?

This is Jesus.
He has climbed in the window..
Or kicked down the door.

He wants to be a part of your life.
You wouldn't answer.
Now he is standing there..
will you recognize him as who he is
or will you just shoe it away as some stupid coincidence.

My advice..
next time you are saved from a near death experience

DON'T BLAME IT ON SCIENCE OR FATE
DON'T BE PROUD OF YOUR ABILITY...YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OF WHEN YOU LIVE OR DIE

DO BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE CREATOR OF THE WORLD JESUS CHRIST
HE CAUSED IT TO HAPPEN
HE WANTS YOU TO WORSHIP HIM

in the words of Nike:

JUST DO IT!!!

after all,

even Jesus Christ himself can take the hint when you just don't care...
but he tries to change you anyways..but not forever

Graeme Pollard
06/07/2010/555p

Kingston Central Library
Kingston ON

Funny Photos

2010-06-06T21:10:00.001-07:00

The larry king monkey

The worlds fastest tweet

Google racism

Infinite dislike button

To write love on her arms day 2009

2010-06-06T21:08:00.000-07:00

Celebrated by writing the word love in 50 dif languages on my arm!!

What did you do ?

RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 1

2010-06-06T20:34:00.001-07:00

Famous Celebrities i have called on the phone R Kelley Kirk Franklin Bono Famous Celebrities that i have chatted with on the internet Michael Dorn Will Smith Namie Amuro Famous Celebrities that i have met Pinball Clemons Patrick Stewart Famous Celebrities that have been in a movie about a family member of mine Tobey Macquire (aka SPidreman!!!) mmmmm :)

Songs i have memorized the lyrics to and can sing if asked...although i probly won't :P
Beat it Smooth Criminal Thriller THey don't really care about us U2 Elevation all songs off joshua tree cept last track beautiful day sunday bloody sunday Weird Al Frank's 2000 inch tv she never told me she was a mime close but no ...(yarr)cigar a complicated song trash day white and nerdy living with a hernia the saga begins
like a surgeon i lost on jeopordy i love rocky road confessions part 3 canadian idiot virus alert do i creep you out your pitiful eat it i'll sue ya Queen The show must go on another one bites the dust we are the champions/we will rock you bohemian rhapsody R Kelly I'm a flirt (Only the parts R kelly says...but ya...) Same girl Dc talk jesus is alright extreme days my friend jesus freak t-bone ( who now has an official youtube page :D :) ) drunk in the spirit throwing out tha wicked hmmmm sooo neway, if you see me and it looks like i'm talking to myself, i'm probly singing one of those songs (if i have my mp3 player on that is...)

RANT 2 - FED UP OF STUPID PEOPLE

2010-06-06T20:33:00.001-07:00

I am fed up of stupid people
And i don`t mean disabled people
i mean people who know what to do, how to act, what to say, etc and just don`t do it
Perhaps they should meditate on the ever so popular Nike Slogan
Perhaps they should sue Nike because there shoes were mad by their ancient Chinese ancestors in sweat shops

On the other hand
They could just act like normal civilized people...

Let`s test your iq of normality

1. You are chatting with friends. You mention this great new thing you have heard of. You are acting casual because you are about to score a deal on some crack. I walk by . I hear you talking of that very cool thing unrelated to crack. It gets my attention. I jump in and ask questions about it.

What should you do

a) tell me to piss off and mind my own business
b) gladly share the information. It brought you excitement so why not let others in on it.
c) tell me i am a nutcase, that i shouldn`t interupt people and that i ruined your party.

If you chose anything other then b) you are a stupid person...

2. It is 3am. you get a phone call about your dying grandfather what do you do

a) pick up the phone and yell ``I AM SLEEPING!!`and immediately hang up
b) empathetically jump to the rescue
c) tell them you don`t care he`s 90 years old and he`s bound to die anyways, but you are still alive so who cares..

If you picked anything but b) you are a stupid person

final question

3. You see a grocery cart stuck there..It won`t move You have a highschool diploma among other degrees. what do you do

a) just walk away dumbfounded..why do they invent grocery carts that don`t move
b) ask the person at the grocery store to move it cuz you can`t figure it out..
c) get angry that they take away grocery carts which are a poor man`s only mode of transportation of valuables home

d) your answer...

if you answered anythign but d

or

if your answer was not the answer provided in the seecret photo that will be posted a week from now

THEN YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON

Thank you very much
have a nice day
Go back and live the civilized so called advanced lives you all do..

i on the other hand do not care about trivial matters such as

sex
drugs
alchohol
cigarettes
what i am going to wear
o no...that person does not like me anymore

so forth and so on

people in africa have less psychotic episodes then anyone...

I WONDER WHY

typing on multilingual keyboards makes me mad by the way

RANT 1 - FIRST THAT ...AND NOW THIS!!!

2010-06-06T20:32:00.003-07:00

Hi everyone, Graeme here. I am fed up. First they destroy my life, and now they want to destroy the lives of others...
By doing what they did to me for 4 or 5 years, they almost killed me...
Now they are saying because of it all i cannot donate blood...
I realize that there are 6.8 billion people on the planet
and that one person can donate to 3 people...so 2 billion could donate to the world
but i want to help someone. I want to be the donor to that dying child..
Now i cannot even save a single soul...

IT MAKES ME MAD!!!

Thank you very much Mr. Harper!

This is not over yet.
I willl donate blood to that dying child.
He will live
I will save someone's life!!!!
i just have to find the info they want...
Then i can move forward..

IN the meantime it stands that i am still being refused the right to give my blood.
SO if you are ever shot and laying there right beside me
I`ll force it into you whether Harper says i can or not.

This has been my rant of the day

Catch ya L8r

Eugenics: Very Much Alive

2010-06-06T20:32:00.001-07:00

Hi, everyone. I have been thinking lately about the evil in the world, and about the way people treat God's creation. Specifically concerning other people.
You see, i see mentally ill people around me all the time...and they are suffering. They are being told that they are worthless. They are being drugged to a point where they have no life.
I lived in this situation, for 6 years. I was told I was crazy, and that I would never succeed in life. I was locked up in mental health housing, and forced to take pills. The pills had horrible side affects, including that i slept 20 hours a day :(
I look back to what happened in Germany, and i see that happening in our country right now. Sure, we are not killing people who are ill...or are we. I think people's lives are being murdered.
THey are forced to take theses pills (half of them which don't have the right diagnosis) thrown on ODSP, and shut away in mental health housing where no one can get access to them.
The things that go on in these houses are horrible. ( i won't go into any details however)
I think these people are people just as much as I am, and that they should not be used as Guinea pigs for new medication. THat they should not have to be drugged up 99.9 % of the time. I think this is worse then killing them....in that it's not humane in the least.
Watching Of Mice and Men today at school, i was reminded of the way the world views people they claim to be inferior. They want them shut away from modern society. They make it look like this is not true, but it is.
I go to the bible, and i am reminded, what Jesus tells us of mental illness, it is demonic. These people need Jesus, not pills.
I think we need to pray, especially for the people at 904 Algonquin.
Thank you
God bless

WISDOM FOR THE DAY

2010-06-06T20:31:00.001-07:00

It is better to be known as the fool than to not be known at all

joke door signs 2

2010-06-05T00:44:00.000-07:00

Joke Doorsigns

2010-06-04T23:30:00.000-07:00

these are the joke doorsigns i am working on
feel free to steal them
if you would like an actual copy of one
just pay shipping and whatever you feel like
and i will send it off..

please support my podcast by reading my blogs and listening to my podcasts

that is all

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2010-06-04T21:31:00.000-07:00

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2010-06-04T20:56:00.000-07:00

i couldn't afford to buy a desk organizer...
so i built one from scratch
it cost some tape
that is about it...

customized mp3 player docks beta copy

2010-06-04T20:51:00.000-07:00

custom made mp3 player docks
beta copy
made this from scratch

no money down
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and it didn't require me to buy an ipod...

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if you would like one just send shipping
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thank you very much :)

eat your heart out apple

Yello People..

2010-06-04T20:47:00.000-07:00

It's your man Graeme
Just thought I'd welcome you all to my blog
I Do Know Jack
It is my goal with this blog to show you things you have never ever thought of..
nifty ways of getting things done
how to build stuff from scratch for little or no cost
and how to make the world a better place by not acting like an idiot

so without further ado
this is Graeme Pollard saying
I DO KNOW JACK